I had the opportunity to taxi a gazzilionare around recently. Why would someone that wealthy want to ride around the universe in a crappy cab, you ask? Well, he wanted to follow his adolescent daughter around incognito. She’s going through what he calls, “the dark stages” of growing up, not really a kid and not […]
Read more "Bubbles in Space"Wish I could say I’ve been vacation, or spending another wad of viduries with a few Taligorean whores. Sadly, that is not the case. Just working this brain numbing job, carting universal low-lifes from one miserable quadrant to another. Why can’t people get in a cab and want to go somewhere interesting? I mean, is […]
Read more "anything or anywhere and bad poetry"Hello universal beings! While I know you don’t all come here to increase your personal safety, today I have troubling news about a disturbing individual loose in the Ultimate Galactic Universe. This being is a serious predator, criminally insane and recently escaped from the UGH Winfredrique Dollop Memorial Mental Lockdown Institution. This is a CTTS […]
Read more "Igno Ray Moss At Large!"Yes! It is that time in the Ultimate Galactic Universe once again. The Ultimate Galactic Headquarters sanctioned Universal holiday, Talk Shit About Your Boss Day! My favorite day. For those remo… Source: It’s My Favorite Holiday!
Read more "It’s My Favorite Holiday!"Yeah, so, I got this today.
Read more "So you think your taxes suck…"Yes! It is that time in the Ultimate Galactic Universe once again. The Ultimate Galactic Headquarters sanctioned Universal holiday, Talk Shit About Your Boss Day! My favorite day. For those remotely few who are not familiar with it, every 450 Vadurian years (see UltimateGalacticUniverse.com for the conversion table as Vadurian Standard is the official time […]
Read more "It’s My Favorite Holiday!"Okay, I know I was going to save my rants for other peoples’ ridiculous problems and skip out on denigrating politicians of supreme idiocy, but seriously, come on, this is too much to pass up. Also, my back seat had nothing interesting to offer the last few days besides a Squidulon swallowing himself. Since they […]
Read more "NEWS FLASH! I soon may not be ALONE!!"Hello out there to the Ultimate Universe at large. I should introduce myself, for those who are not clairvoyant or do not own a couch, or have otherwise not rubbed together the proper two synapses in the brain to figure out how to work the couch properly so they can dart off to the future […]
Read more "Yes, I’m an Illegal Alien in the Ultimate Universe"
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