Bubbles in Space

I had the opportunity to taxi a gazzilionare around recently.  Why would someone that wealthy want to ride around the universe in a crappy cab, you ask? Well, he wanted to follow his adolescent daughter around incognito.  She’s going through what he calls, “the dark stages” of growing up, not really a kid and not […]

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Igno Ray Moss At Large!

Hello universal beings! While I know you don’t all come here to increase your personal safety, today I have troubling news about a disturbing individual loose in the Ultimate Galactic Universe. This being is a serious predator, criminally insane and recently escaped from the UGH Winfredrique Dollop Memorial Mental Lockdown Institution. This is a CTTS […]

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It’s My Favorite Holiday!

Yes!  It is that time in the Ultimate Galactic Universe once again. The Ultimate Galactic Headquarters sanctioned Universal holiday, Talk Shit About Your Boss Day!  My favorite day.  For those remotely few who are not familiar with it, every 450 Vadurian years (see UltimateGalacticUniverse.com for the conversion table as Vadurian Standard is the official time […]

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